He’s fat. REALLY fat. His weight is something that defies the laws of gravity. How any floor holds him is a mystery of the universe. The only scale that can withstand his weight is the side of the freeway truck scales used for semi’s, and even they stress and strain. He also has a fascination with really bad horror movies, ones from TROMA in particular. That and he likes midget porn….a lot.
Alberto first appeared in y2cl#56 – Nick Go Bye Bye
Below is a fancy list with all the comics Alberto has appeared in:
58: y2cl#927/z2c#220 – Meat Locker57: y2cl#889/z2c#207 – Shit x 17
56: y2cl#857 – z2c#200 Albertos Wish
55: y2cl#855 – z2c#199 Small Snack
54: y2cl#839 – z2c#197 Zombi Midget Love
53: y2cl#827 – z2c#196 Food For Thought
52: y2cl#824 – z2c#195 Old Farts Buffet
51: y2cl#794 – z2c#190 Seperation Anxiety
50: y2cl#784 – z2c#188 Nicks Little Sweetie Part 2
49: y2cl#780 – z2c#187 Nicks Little Sweetie And A Lili Pop
48: y2cl#642 – z2c#170 Run Wabble Sqeel
47: y2cl#632 – z2c 166 Sexy One
46: y2cl#518 – z2c#115 Cake Alive
45: y2cl#474 – z2c#90 Ramlan Confuses Alberto
44: y2cl#471 – z2c#89 Chris Slapped
43: y2cl#470 – z2c#88 Chris Wants More Calvin
42: y2cl#342 z2c#36 Jlos Shoes
41: y2cl#335 z2c#29 Albertos New Suit
40: y2cl#334 z2c#28 Suit Up
39: y2cl#333 – z2c#27 Sewing Is Fun
38: y2cl#326 – z2c#21 Fade
37: y2cl#317 z2c#17 (My Imploding Heart Gag)
36: y2cl#308 – z2c#8 Mr. Hands
35: y2cl#306 – z2c#6 Aberzombi
34: y2cl#305 – z2c#5 Do it again!
33: y2cl#304 – z2c#4 Alberto Get’s Off
32: Y2cl 292 Dunkin Alberto
31: Y2cl 257 Dylans Plan
30: Y2cl 250 TAC Part 15 Slave Girl
29: Y2cl 248 TAC Part 14 Street Fightin Momma
28: Y2cl 247 TAC Part 13 Internet Sensation
27: Y2cl 246 TAC Part 12 When Dinasours Attack
26: Y2cl 245 TAC Part 11 Peanut Butter And Corn Flakes
25: Y2cl 244 TAC Part 10 Baseball Is Fun
24: Y2cl 243 TAC 9 Alberto Loves His Dog
23: Y2cl 242 TAC Part 8 DVD Ripper
22: Y2cl 241 TAC Part 7 Super Hero Hype
21: Y2cl 239 TAC Part Six Rodeo
20: Y2c 238 TAC Part Five Just 4 Minutes
19: Y2cl 237 TAC Part Four Trany Love
18: Y2cl 236 TAC Part Three That Fan
17: Y2cl 235 TAC Part Two Camel Toe
16: Y2cl 234 TAC Part 1 Little Bitch
15: y2cl#207 – Turkey Day
14: y2cl#203 – Larry Kills Gurdy
13: y2cl#200 – 200!
12: y2cl#182 – The Seach For garmy Pants-Part One:Schmieden Der Mannschaft
11: y2cl#141 – Action Comics #1
10: y2cl#119 – Poo Problems
9: y2cl#108 – GP32
8: y2cl#100 – 100
7: y2cl#82 – Adventures Of The West Coast Nerds 1
6: y2cl#74 – I Dont Know Why I Even Finished This One
5: y2cl#72 – Torn
4: y2cl#71 – Asterix
3: y2cl#67 – Bye Bye Carrie
2: y2cl#57 – Some Dumb Skank
1: y2cl#56 – Nick Go Bye Bye